1. 08:33 25th Aug 2014

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    Reblogged from meghanwaslike

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    i-am-a-peppermint:

ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

gallifrey-feels:

sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

millshouse:

meganiun:

happyvegetable:

kennilworthy-thisp:

derinthemadscientist:

lumoslouis:

soloontherocks:

amour-vengeance:

later-homenuggets:

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
motherfucking australia

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

wait. 
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

wake up australia 

That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

what the actual fuck australia 


















hands down my favorite post

    i-am-a-peppermint:

    ecnamor-lacimehc-ym:

    gallifrey-feels:

    sociopathic-italian-grandmas:

    millshouse:

    meganiun:

    happyvegetable:

    kennilworthy-thisp:

    derinthemadscientist:

    lumoslouis:

    soloontherocks:

    amour-vengeance:

    later-homenuggets:

    my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

    look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

    motherfucking australia

    if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

    wait. 

    you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

    that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

    fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

    wake up australia 

    That’s what birds do

    They fly around and fuck shit up

    Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

    Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

    It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

    Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

    yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

    why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

    My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

    no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

    what the actual fuck australia 

    hands down my favorite post

    (Source: pasqualinoh)

     
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    Found him. #waldo #needsahat

    Found him. #waldo #needsahat

     
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    Ottawa craft beer festival! Huzzah! #nationalcapitalcraftbeerfestival #longhashtag

    Ottawa craft beer festival! Huzzah! #nationalcapitalcraftbeerfestival #longhashtag

     
  4. 09:20 15th Aug 2014

    Notes: 69746

    Reblogged from laughterkey

    For once, there’s some good news coming out of Ferguson

    sassydrunkcersei:

    The Highway Patrol of St. Louis has taken over for the St. Louis PD. Their captain is from Ferguson, and has been marching with the protesters. 

    From Reddit’s Live Feed: http://www.reddit.com/live/tdrph3y49ftn/

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    Turns out my buddy Jon was also at the game. #argossuck

    Turns out my buddy Jon was also at the game. #argossuck

     
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    Fuck the Argos. But these are great seats for $20 #cfl #argoslive

    Fuck the Argos. But these are great seats for $20 #cfl #argoslive

     
  7. 09:25

    Notes: 27778

    Reblogged from laughterkey

    sylvysparrow:

    Robin Williams, 1951-2014

    goddamnit.

    (Source: theworthlesspeon)

     
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    Live lobster and local beer. Oh heck yea. #SaturdayRide #bellwoods

    Live lobster and local beer. Oh heck yea. #SaturdayRide #bellwoods

     
  9. 00:43 8th Aug 2014

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    Pennywise, Bad Religion, and the Offspring? Yea, that’s a good show.

    Pennywise, Bad Religion, and the Offspring? Yea, that’s a good show.

     
  10. 14:53 30th Jul 2014

    Notes: 16291

    Reblogged from featherstoobright